July 2012
141 posts
10 tags
10 tags
11 tags
20 tags
19 tags
7 tags
If your on Instagram let me know. I might just Follow. That’s if you have some pretty awesome photos. LOL!
Username: imDMC
14 tags
Just finished in 29th in today’s Cowboys Full (Men Only play money tourney) on Pokerstars. Came so close to 1st. Damn! It was a good learning experience though. Next time if I don’t at least hit 1st I’m placing in the top 10.[[MORE]]
17 tags
15 tags
Every time I flicked the channel to watch the Olympics the US was kicking ass. Just read up on Yahoo Sports though that we in third.[[MORE]] Not biggest shock I saw but what was the biggest shock was Michael Phelps not winning a medal. That surprised me.
Even though I don’t watch swimming and shit the name speaks for himself. When you talk about swimming in America someone bringing up his...
5 tags
“The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for...”
– obey diamond
9 tags
Do I Look Like a Burger King?
Wife: honey can you help me[[MORE]] with the garden? Husband: do i look like a gardener? Wife: honey the toilet is broken!! Husband: do i look like a plumber?? *Later the husband went out for lunch & when he came back everything was fixed* Husband: did you fix all this? Wife: no the nighbor’s son did. Husband: oh ok. Wife: he said i had to make him a burger or sleep with him. ...
10 tags
No Chocolate Ice Cream!!!
A lady walks into a ice cream shop and asked: (Lady) May I have a gallon of chocolate ice cream please  (Man) We don’t have any chocolate ice cream at the moment mam sorry [[MORE]] So the lady storms out the store. She returns 10 minutes later (Lady) Ok in that case I’ll just take a half gallon of chocolate ice cream (Man) Mam we do NOT have ANY chocolate ice cream (Lady) Ok ok...
7 tags
"Damn I Have To Shit"
Steve and his wife had a huge argument so he decided to go for a drive to clear his head. He drove and drove an drove until he was lost in the middle of nowhere. The whole time he was driving he was eating chocolate and drinking milk, not caring that dairy makes him gassy. “Damn I have to shit” Steve says.[[MORE]] He came up to an abandoned gas station. He jumped out his car and ran...
8 tags
Chili
A man dies and in his will he stipulates that he be cremated and his ashes be split 3 ways between his 3 best friends. One night his friends go to a bar and start talking about what they did with their share.[[MORE]] One friend said that he sprinkled the ashes in a nearby lake since they went fishing together all the time. The second friend said he sprinkled his share out in the woods since...
8 tags
My (5 year old) niece just said to me ‘A true brother never hangs his head.’[[MORE]] Like, the shit she be learning from movies and TV just be going over my head sometimes. Like, this is shit I never would’ve picked up growing up.
Reason she said it was cause she saw me on the porch with my head down. I was trying to fall asleep but I guess she thought I was sad or upset about something and...
9 tags
17 tags
11 tags
18 tags
Kevin Hart Performing "Let Me Explain" @ The Q →
[[MORE]]
All, I got to get my tic for this shit. Gon be there regardless the weather, whether I got to work or not. Make sure I take off. Gotta go see the funny man at least once live in person.
10 tags
Even change the name of the company to Nation Dre.
♫ Nation Dre, sure is great. ♫
[[MORE]]
LOL. Shit don’t rhyme unless you say it a certain way.
9 tags
19 tags
19 tags
15 tags
29 tags
8 tags
8 tags
Use to have love for the crew like “XO” but that shit ended over the weekend.
11 tags
4 tags
1 tag
6 tags
10 tags
7 tags
IF YOU HAVE A WATCH AND A CELL PHONE YOU JUST SHOWING OFF FOR REAL.
6 tags
If I only could skidoo like Blue, I’d be having hella fun. Be skidoo into magazines, paintings and bullshit. Everything.
12 tags
Only true way to play “Truth or Dare” is while you drunk cause when you drunk people can’t lie. They can’t help but to tell the truth.
3 tags
I’m gon stop coming out & annoucing shit that I plan to do & just go a head & do it. I’m not Apple. I don’t need to.
6 tags
I always wonder, how the hell are you post to take Tyler Perry serious as a person when when ever he gets loud (mad), Madea comes out? His voice goes from Tyler to hear. I just end up *LOL* at that.
20 tags
What Movie Would You Rather Go See This Weekend?...
19 tags
Watch
LMAO when I saw this.
[[MORE]]
This is what really happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
30 tags
17 tags
4 tags
I Want To Be Accepted
I at the point of my life where I want to be accepted, know what I have to do to be accepted but don’t really care for the things I have to do to be accepted. So with that, I don’t do those things and I’m not accepted.
16 tags
Yes I am Weezy but I ain’t asthmatic
Wow! I was just quotin this line — Lil Wayne line from Drake’s “Miss Me” — the other day and I finally got what it meant. I’m so late.[[MORE]]
Note: I found the meaning out without Rap Genius. I just went on their to verify I wrote down the right lyrics.
10 tags
17 tags
26 tags
I Don't Define Myself as a Christian (Yet)
Although I do believe in Jesus, have accepted him as my Lord and Savior and have been baptized in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit I still don’t define myself as a Christian. Main reason being it’s to hard to live up to.
[[MORE]]When people think of a Christian the think of a goody two shoes per say. Someone who doesn’t sin. Someone who doesn’t talk...
10 tags
The Viacom Channels Are Back
Been real busy for the past few days so I wasn’t even a where but I see today that we got our Viacom Channels back. Don’t know what happened, whether they settled or we got to pay more but I’m gon be happy for the time of being. Now when I’m up late I can watch repeats of my shows I missed on MTV like Guy Code, Ridiculousness, Hip-Hop Square and etc. Thank You…
8 tags
If you ever wanted to DM me on Instagram, click... →
20 tags
